•Thursday, February 01, 2007
i have met know-it-alls (wajuaji) who really piss me not only with their conversation dominance but also their claim to have authority over all topical issues in the world. most of these happen to be accountants and notoriously practicing auditors. be it herbal medicine, agriculture, geography, politics et al, it is hard for them to admit there could be any other expert in these fields than them when it comes to debate.
let me honour my good pals in these fields by attempting to answer some of the ridiculous and not so ridiculous google searches that have been directed to my blog, courtesy of blogpatrol, though it hangs most of the time.
what animals are weak?
none after second thought. mosquito kills more than hiv does and have made all nairobians vegetarians in a week since it spreads rift valley fever. it's hard to catch a fly. it takes a month to make a snail 'melt' using salt. you can't kill a flea using one finger. a spider can reincarnate you in less than a dozen hours. those are among the smallest. what about the whale, the elephant and the man eaters of tsavo?
stock leaps manipulation
i refer to nairobi stock exchange which i know. at times brokers just decide they don't want a stock that is less than 20 bob and the next day the cheapest is 50 bob, thanks to their magic. or if they want to offload a million shares, they use 100,000 to triple the price in a week, sell the 900,000 the next week and by the third week the stock has gone down 300%. etc.
how trading was done before online trading at the nairobi stock exchange
correction, trading is not fully online at the nse, it is still rudimentary online. before that, there was the open outcry system where brokers would shout their orders and prices (bids and offers) which were written down on a central board. price matching was manual and most of the time was craftily negotiated by both brokers on the floor before the bid and offer was announced to the arbiter who wrote the deal on the board. shares were issued in certificate form and had to be verified by respective company registrars before one could sell or transfer ownership. then came the central depository system with its shares immobilization process in 2004 enabling electronic storage of shares and in 2006 came the automated trading system, which you were referring to as online trading. bado kufikia kiwango cha online trading!
what are the hot buys in the nairobi stock exchange.
point of order. nse stocks are neither hot nor cold. you can confirm with bankelele, coldtusker, gathinga, hisagal, pesatu, ribacapital or odengle onyang.
nairobi stock exchange boom
the boom is still there, no sign that the boom will go away soon and the market crashes.
on a different note, please refer to death of a stock broker.
by the way, caveat emptor! read the referenced post between the lines, it's now more real than imagined.
mukhisa kituyi girlfriends
sina habari, why the interest?
chonga viazi lyrics
ati nini? chonga viazi! ati nini? chonga viazi! ati nini? chonga viazi! ati nini? chonga viazi! ....
but that's now so old skool, now it is,
ati nini? nisambazie, woiye nisambazie, sweetie nisambazie, nisambazie......
cess mutungi
now at royal media's hot 96 fm. so is tina nzuki formerly of hope fm. their boss is jimmy gathu.
talia oyando + kenya local music
the only connection i can see between the two was when she was 'under eighteen' and participated in the tea farm pop up kids singing 'say yes for children'.
how much does justice ringera earn monthly?
over 2M shillings
when was wangari maathai married?
married 1969, had 2 sons 1 daughter with mwangi maathai, separated in 1977 and divorced in 1979
kiswahili hymns
i only got one by reuben kigame, a must buy
matatu route
they are so many!
"the ngwazi"
no idea, must be south african
my wife has a feathering problem, what is it?
oh my goodness, must be a bird!
"fourth date" tips
the fourth date and you are still relying on date tips? get another date.
kikuyu hymns
reuben kigame's 'ngukinyukia u kahola' is a must
tichi nyasani
actually, tichi sitati, get her at the kenya film association, she just became md, not even a week old.
crazy hastings banda malawi,
didn't know he was.
staying in a realtionship beacuse you are in fear of being lonely
many do
spanked by mom at 22/18 spanked by sister
??? a song, movie or a book? otherwise, mean mean girls.
when non-commital men commit
i am sure there are many who need this formula, if you get the answer, kindly tell us
why is black birds hanging out on my lawn every morning
these are not normal black birds hanging out on your lawn every morning. beware, "they" have finally come for you.
how to recoup wasted life
i feel you. but remember at the end of the day, all life waste away
love married men
no wonder, bado sina bibi. wachana nao!
let me honour my good pals in these fields by attempting to answer some of the ridiculous and not so ridiculous google searches that have been directed to my blog, courtesy of blogpatrol, though it hangs most of the time.
what animals are weak?
none after second thought. mosquito kills more than hiv does and have made all nairobians vegetarians in a week since it spreads rift valley fever. it's hard to catch a fly. it takes a month to make a snail 'melt' using salt. you can't kill a flea using one finger. a spider can reincarnate you in less than a dozen hours. those are among the smallest. what about the whale, the elephant and the man eaters of tsavo?
stock leaps manipulation
i refer to nairobi stock exchange which i know. at times brokers just decide they don't want a stock that is less than 20 bob and the next day the cheapest is 50 bob, thanks to their magic. or if they want to offload a million shares, they use 100,000 to triple the price in a week, sell the 900,000 the next week and by the third week the stock has gone down 300%. etc.
how trading was done before online trading at the nairobi stock exchange
correction, trading is not fully online at the nse, it is still rudimentary online. before that, there was the open outcry system where brokers would shout their orders and prices (bids and offers) which were written down on a central board. price matching was manual and most of the time was craftily negotiated by both brokers on the floor before the bid and offer was announced to the arbiter who wrote the deal on the board. shares were issued in certificate form and had to be verified by respective company registrars before one could sell or transfer ownership. then came the central depository system with its shares immobilization process in 2004 enabling electronic storage of shares and in 2006 came the automated trading system, which you were referring to as online trading. bado kufikia kiwango cha online trading!
what are the hot buys in the nairobi stock exchange.
point of order. nse stocks are neither hot nor cold. you can confirm with bankelele, coldtusker, gathinga, hisagal, pesatu, ribacapital or odengle onyang.
nairobi stock exchange boom
the boom is still there, no sign that the boom will go away soon and the market crashes.
on a different note, please refer to death of a stock broker.
by the way, caveat emptor! read the referenced post between the lines, it's now more real than imagined.
mukhisa kituyi girlfriends
sina habari, why the interest?
chonga viazi lyrics
ati nini? chonga viazi! ati nini? chonga viazi! ati nini? chonga viazi! ati nini? chonga viazi! ....
but that's now so old skool, now it is,
ati nini? nisambazie, woiye nisambazie, sweetie nisambazie, nisambazie......
cess mutungi
now at royal media's hot 96 fm. so is tina nzuki formerly of hope fm. their boss is jimmy gathu.
talia oyando + kenya local music
the only connection i can see between the two was when she was 'under eighteen' and participated in the tea farm pop up kids singing 'say yes for children'.
how much does justice ringera earn monthly?
over 2M shillings
when was wangari maathai married?
married 1969, had 2 sons 1 daughter with mwangi maathai, separated in 1977 and divorced in 1979
kiswahili hymns
i only got one by reuben kigame, a must buy
matatu route
they are so many!
"the ngwazi"
no idea, must be south african
my wife has a feathering problem, what is it?
oh my goodness, must be a bird!
"fourth date" tips
the fourth date and you are still relying on date tips? get another date.
kikuyu hymns
reuben kigame's 'ngukinyukia u kahola' is a must
tichi nyasani
actually, tichi sitati, get her at the kenya film association, she just became md, not even a week old.
crazy hastings banda malawi,
didn't know he was.
staying in a realtionship beacuse you are in fear of being lonely
many do
spanked by mom at 22/18 spanked by sister
??? a song, movie or a book? otherwise, mean mean girls.
when non-commital men commit
i am sure there are many who need this formula, if you get the answer, kindly tell us
why is black birds hanging out on my lawn every morning
these are not normal black birds hanging out on your lawn every morning. beware, "they" have finally come for you.
how to recoup wasted life
i feel you. but remember at the end of the day, all life waste away
love married men
no wonder, bado sina bibi. wachana nao!
|
3 comments:
LOL!
Thank you for an early Friday morning giggle:)
LOL...
@mshairi,coldtusker
most welcome na mjienjoy haapa haapa.