Author: jamaapoa
•Monday, November 24, 2008
On the first day, God created the dog. God said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes by and I'll give you a lifespan of 20 years." The dog said, "That's too long to be barking. Give me ten years and I'll give you the other ten back," and God agreed.

On the second day, God created the monkey, and God said, "Entertain people, do monkey tricks, make them laugh. I'll give you a 20-year lifespan." The monkey said, "How boring. Monkey tricks for 20 years? I don't think so. The dog gave you back ten, so that's what I'll do, too, okay?" And God agreed.

On the third day, God created the cow. God said, "You must go out in the field with the farmer all day long, suffer under the sun, have calves, give milk to support the farmer. I'm going to give you a lifespan of 60 years." The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for 60 years. Let me have 20 and I'll give you back the other 40." And God agreed.

On the fourth day, God created man. God said, "Eat, sleep, play, marry, enjoy your life. I'll give you 20 years." Man said, "What? Only 20 years? I'll tell you what, I'll take my 20, add the 40 the cow gave you back, the ten the monkey gave you back, and the ten the dog gave you back. That makes 80, okay?" "Okay," God said. "You've got a deal."

So, that is why the first 20 years of our lives we eat, sleep, play, and enjoy ourselves. For the next 40 years, we slave in the sun to support our family. For the next 10 years, we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. For the last 10 years, we sit on the front porch and bark at everybody that goes by. You have just had life explained to you.

Running with the Giants
- Sermon by John C. Maxwell
Author: jamaapoa
•Saturday, November 22, 2008
I was doing some thinking in line with my blog tagline. Conventional religious teaching insinuates that all was perfect before Eve ate the forbidden fruit.

To start the diatribe, there was a devil in the Garden of Eden in the form of a snake that could talk. This follows that before the fall of man, there was the fall of Satan which followed a tussle in heaven that banished Lucifer to the depths of the earth. Was it earth or the universe? If it is planet earth does it mean that there is no Satan in Mars or at the moon? The fact that Lucifer contemplated evil while in heaven implies that all was not perfect in heaven.

Evil and sin were not created at the Garden of Eden, they already existed, in an imperfect creation and existence. Maybe at the point of eating the forbidden fruit, sin entered the Adamic race. Maybe it was already woven into the genetic code of man. Adam and Eve could contemplate defying God and believing Satan even before the bite, some rebellious imperfection.

I doubt if Adam was a perfect jamaa before the forbidden fruit. He felt lonely (incomplete?), before Eve could be hived out of his ribs. He had to be put to sleep before that operation could take place. So what will happen if the human race is restored in heaven at the end of times? Will it all be perfect with an alter ego agonizing in hell?

The earth itself had been created and destroyed several times before Adam was settled here. Most likely there were earlier versions of Adam in those creations that got destroyed as well. This can be attested by the various stars explosions that are witnessed by astronomers across the universe with our now advanced astronomical equipments.

It is just a matter of time before planet earth among other planets and its habitation are sucked into a black hole of an exploding star and give way to a new imperfect civilization. Imperfection is destroyed giving way to new imperfections in a continuity of imperfections. Maybe perfection is relative or does not exist.

Where will you be? Most likely I will be around, watching.



Author: jamaapoa
•Wednesday, November 19, 2008
I have just heard in the news that Chris Mwebesa, the Nairobi Stock Exchange CEO has tendered his resignation. It will be good to know the reasons for his resignation at a time when the Nairobi Stock Exchange is facing a lot of problems with consistently falling prices and confidence levels.

Was he pushed out or has he become incompetent in a bear market? Maybe he was just a stooge of former chairman Jimnah Mbaru, of Dyer and Blair, and this is a positional realignment paving way for a sympathizer of the new chairman, James Wangunyu of Standard Investment Bank.

This comes a day after Cooperative Bank announced that its preliminary IPO results that showed that there was a 70% subscription rate. This is the first failed IPO, that is, undersubscribed since 2005 Kengen debut. Calls to push this IPO to 2009 when a possible market recovery is expected were ignored by the lead transaction adviser, Dyer and Blair.


With the deteriorating global market conditions, fall of brokerage firms and the aftermath of the Safaricom IPO the NSE is yet to recover from gloom. For the once vibrant stock exchange, the fraudulent dealings by the brokers and price manipulations do not augur well for stock investors either. In a period of less than five months the NSE 20 share index, the barometer of share price movements, has dropped from over 5,000 points to the 3,000 range.

I have a feeling Kenya has not yet felt the heat of the global economic collapse and one wonders what will happen to the stock exchange and the Kenya economy at large when it does.

The CMA has overseen the collapse of Francis Thuo, Nyaga Stockbrokers and near-collapse of Discount Securities and I wonder if the Capital Markets Authority is the body to oversee Kenya's financial markets. I think it should be disbanded and the oversight role be given to the Central Bank of Kenya which is more versatile in regulation enforcement and fraud monitoring and investigations.

This is the best time to overhaul market regulations when the interest is diminishing and there is low transaction volume such that when there will be a boom, the market will be more efficient.

Update November 20 2008

Peter Mwangi, former Centum (formerly ICDCI) CEO is the new Nairobi Stock Exchange CEO.
Business as usual!
Author: jamaapoa
•Wednesday, November 12, 2008
This is an SOS post to USA President elect Barack Obama. To us, Kenyans, Obama is "ndugu yetu", our big achieving big brother. At best, Obama is every Kenyan's cousin who is leading the world's super power, the land flowing with milk and honey, the all powerful United States of America. As such, Obama is our leader, de-facto in a way.

The following three men assisted by a bunch of 207 rogue parliamentarians are destroying Kenya.

The three men are: President Mwai Kibaki, Prime Minister Raila Odinga and Agriculture Minister William Ruto.








Another Kenyan by the name, Justice Philip Waki did his best to bring justice to the victims of post-election violence. Justice Waki headed a commision of inquiry into the post election violence that rocked Kenya at the beginning of this year (2008). He has also attempted to clean up the rogue political leadership that is taking Kenya to the dogs by recommending a revolutionary set of reforms, reinforcing another set of direly needed reforms by Justice Kriegler commission.

Justice Waki has also handed a secret list of perpetrators of post election violence in a sealed envelope for further investigation and prosecution to former UN Secretary General, Koffi Annan. Annan headed mediation efforts that calmed the intensity of post election violence.

If the three bad leaders and their 207 accomplices fail to establish a tribunal to investigate and prosecute the masterminds of post-election violence by December 31st 2008, the International Criminal Court prosecutor will open the envelope and proceed to investigate and prosecute the perpetrators of post election violence.

The problem is that the three bad band leaders and their 207 accomplices eat, drink, live and breath impunity. They have no sense of accountability and responsibility. They are now working 24/7 to defeat the course of justice and retribution. Hundreds of Kenyans died under the weight of machetes, axes and arrows. Hundreds others under a hail of police bullets. Those who survived are refugees in their own country and cannot be let back to their farms courtesy of inciting rhetoric by these 210 rogue leaders.

These leaders are wallowing in the blood of Kenyans and no mechanism in Kenya can bring them to account. They control the instruments of power and bend all institutional authority at their whims. They are shameless, tribalistic and an embarassment to a country where you are deep-rooted.

Ndugu yetu Obama, this is where you come in. As you sort out the mess that the Walker man will leave in January 20 2009, find it in your heart to scare the wits off these three bad leaders and their 207 henchmen who rule by impunity and bloodshed of innocent civilians.

Author: jamaapoa
•Sunday, November 02, 2008
Citizen, Citizen, Citizen TV by Royal Media. What an extreme makeover and a fresh breather to news. Sunday Live with Julie Gichuru is just da bomb! The studio setup and background will give other TV stations a run for their money.

Julie is a renown TV personality and a leading news anchor who is great with TV interviews.
After resigning from Nation TV (NTV) some months ago, Julie Gichuru is back on prime time TV.

Just watching the premier Sunday Live news show on Citizen by Julie Gichuru, one can tell that it is just a matter of time and Citizen TV will be a must watch on Sunday.


Citizen TV is becoming a force to reckon with since it poached leading journalists in KTN and NTV including the larger-than-life media diva Cathreen Kasavuli.


As a diehard Julie fan, all I can say is welcome back Julie and go, go Julie!