Author: jamaapoa
•Wednesday, December 10, 2008
On 12th December 2008, Kenyans will be celebrating 45 years since we gained our independence from the British.

Kiss FM breakfast crew led by the almighty Caroline Mutoko, Larry Asego and Mzee Jalang'o has been campaigning for the last few weeks and beseeching Kenyans to protest on Jamhuri day to our rogue leaders through "mass action" that we are not happy with their mis-governance of Kenya.

Among the guests on the show has been SONU student leaders who claim to have mobilised university and other tertiary institutions' students to appear for the Jamhuri day celebrations across the country - that is, at the provincial headquarters - and make our rogue leaders listen to them.

SONU is the Student Organisation of Nairobi University. Whenever the rogue leaders stand to address the gatherings, the protesters will stand up and wave placards decrying the high food prices, MPs refusal to pay tax, poor infrastructure and other ills unleashed to Kenyans by our rogue leaders who we elected a year ago. Just this evening, the rogue leaders in our hallowed parliament passed to law what is considered in the media circles as a draconian Kenya Communications (Amendment) Bill 2008.

The students have promised that they will not throw stones and that no looting will occur.

I do not know how well this strategy will be successful which has prompted me to imagine what would happen if all Kenyans and the media, except the rogue leaders and their spouses, boycotted attending the celebrations. That will be way cool.

Carol Mutoko has been working tirelessly to reach out to the middle class to turn up for the protests as history has shown that if the middle class does not cooperate, protests abort.

The question is, will the middle class in Kenya rise to the occassion or will they act up? Has the middle class felt the pain of mis-governance and high cost of living enough to make them protest enmasse? Will they be strewn in their couches with a remote in one hand and enjoy the free drama and action on their "idiot boxes" as poor students are clobbered and teargassed for heckling the prime minister and the president? Will it be another nyama choma joint date and a prolonged trip to the watering hole?

My thinking is, either there is no middle class in Kenya or the Kenya middle class is a cowardice caste. You can suck the last drop of their blood and they will not twitch. You can wring their ribs dry and they will not even wince. They are a hopeless lot that cannot stand and fight for their rights. Just like the presumed low class, they are full of tribal bigotry, hateful vitriol, are corrupt, oppressive and line up every five years to elect from the high class the rogue leaders they deserve.
Author: jamaapoa
•Monday, December 08, 2008
Last Saturday, I was stuck along Mombasa road. Traffic jam is the order of the day in Nairobi and it is amazing how tolerant we are, burning all that fuel and wasting millions of productive man hours on the road. Now that fuel is retailing at Shs 75.9 from a high of Shs 105 and bound to go lower, Nairobi roads will be a number one source of heart attacks in the days to come.

As I idled in the traffic, there was an endless stream of young people in all sizes and shapes trekking back to town. I later understood they were coming from a musical concert dubbed "Generation Jipange" whose ads have been running on TV. Jipange is a swahili word meaning "to plan your things" which may also mean "sort yourself out" in sheng, a youth connoted dialect.

From all the signs of "Generation Jipange", I can tell that our young opportunistic politicians are re-creating "Vijana Tugutuke" youth movement that preceded the 2007 sham elections. It was all a musical thing, then civic education before the "appropriate" politicians were introduced into the well-choreographed setup. "Tugutuke" is a swahili word for "jolt" whereas "vijana" means "youth"

John Kiarie (KJ) of the redykulass fame is one of the architects of Generation Jipange. KJ ran and lost the Dagoretti parliamentary election in 2007, went to court to challenge the results and has since lost the case. I saw him yesterday on TV, having received death threats over the ongoing ODM nominations, which surprisingly is turning chaotic at some places, a sign that we have not learnt or dealt with true causes of violence in our political system. Observing KJ and the other "celebs" championing the Generation Jipange craze, you do not have to waste time guessing where the lost generation is headed.

From the experience of 2002 and 2007, I no longer believe in youth leadership at the exclusivity of the older generation. We have young leaders in parliament and the government and there has been no sterling performance to prove the case for youth leadership of this country. For example, when the current maize crisis is investigated and the scum unearthed, I can almost guarantee it will be a thumbs down to the young leaders in our government. Ditto, the 2007/08 post-election violence. There cannot be successful youth leadership at the exclusion of other strata of the population in Kenya.

Observing those youths strutting back to town for another night-out raving at the Smirnoff experience at KICC, as some of them harassed innocent motorists caught up in the jam, one could easily see the rudderless, hopeless and confused soul yearning for direction, hope and a mission in life. I doubt that Generation Jipange will give the youth what they need. Maybe what they feel they want. I fear it is another sham to take advantage of the Kenya youth, whip up their emotions and leave them high and dry come 2012.

Generation Jipange lacks visionary leadership and a solution to the problems facing the lost generation. The five objectives I heard on TV as symbolising Generation Jipange lacks the touch of the common youth. It does not embody solutions to the employment crisis, need for career growth opportunities, affordable education opportunities, HIV/AIDS pandemic, identity crisis and a mountain of other critical challenges facing the Kenyan youth.

It is selfish, reeks and bound to fail.

Other links
When Motorists Faced the Music
Jipange